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. May the spirit bring you Christmas joy and by spirit I mean vodka. Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around. He used my credit card number to send a 200 bouquet of flowersto my wife.

We already said no. Looks like Santa was a little naughty. 2 Christmas is a race to see which gives out firstyour money or your feet.

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I was Christmas shopping. Stick to a thing till you get there. Let me see if Ive got this Santa business straight.

His last name is Christ. And We Are Going To Sell That To Charity. But in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do Michael Scott Season 5 Stress Relief.

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Michael really does mean well and he has provided The Office with some wholesome moments. 65 People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day. 23 Be like a postage stamp.

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Its the only religious holiday thats also a federal holiday. He said So does the guy I stole it from. Aside to camera Dwight K.

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Theres me and my brother Jeb breaking the ceremonial. 24 Give a man a fish and youll feed him for a day. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow.

In the eyes of children they are all 30 fee tall. They have to do it voluntarily. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.

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That way Christians can go to their services and everyone else can sit. When Michael switched his outfit to Jesus because Phyllis was Santa. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help. As it turns out you cant just check someone into rehab against their will. I will give you a hint.

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So Dwight did take the bait. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Short Funny Christmas Quotes You Can Use as Captions.

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